#PROPAGANDA: Death by a backwards stylus!

You've probably read an article or two today about how you can damage your new Galaxy Note 5 by jamming the stylus backwards up its own ass. This seems extreme and most likely blown out of proportion. If you really did damage your device in this manner, then congratulations; you are officially a moron.

 "Gee... is it this way..."

"Gee... is it this way..."

 ".. or this way?"

".. or this way?"

I'm not in defense of Samsung, android, or even styluses. I'm not saying that the big toy companies don't screw up a product now and then. What I am saying is that I've owned every single Galaxy Note device that's been released. I happen to know that there is a very definitive *top* and *bottom* to the included stylus. Considering that the *bottom* of the stylus doesn't look like it could ever fit inside the Note, I would say that the issue here is with the user.

People, listen to me as hard as you can. Smartphones are devices. Devices are things. Things can break. If you jam a vacuum cleaner into your toilet bowl, neither device will work correctly. Understand?

There is nothing wrong with the Galaxy Note 5 aside from being an unnecessary product in an oversaturated market. Basically, just don't put the wrong end up the hole (yes, yes.. enjoy the innuendo). My wife just tried a similar experiment with the Nintendo 3DS and *its* stylus. That didn't work either... screw you, Nintendo for making a faulty product!